awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
she looked like the before picture.
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i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
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the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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