I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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