with your own penis?
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
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Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
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She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
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