I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
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