it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
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Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
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We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
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