rhymes with "ouble enetration"
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
I love you.
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