Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
The air was thick with penises
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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