what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
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I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
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You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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