Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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