There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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