Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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