She said her name was "party"
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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