I'm drive I can fine osifer
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
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