Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
either way he was missing a nipple.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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