Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
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you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
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I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
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