C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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