is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
Randomize
