You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
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