i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
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They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
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Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
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