We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
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apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
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"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
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