Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
Randomize
