remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
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I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
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I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
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