whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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