I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
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i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
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I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
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