therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
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Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
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I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
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