Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
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My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
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its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
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