standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
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Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
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I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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