it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
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She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
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IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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