its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
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Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
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I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
i think im in europe. pls send help
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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