Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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