Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
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I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
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I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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