You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
GOOD IDEA: Stealing the bike a couple blocks away so I don't have to walk. BAD IDEA: riding bike for the first time in years drunk as hell. I'm bleeding and my body hurts and once again I can't find my car.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
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