You're a womanizer and a bitch.
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
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Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
I didn't notice because vodka
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Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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