i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
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Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
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I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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