If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
Quick, to the slutcave!
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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