Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
17 of the Dumbest Defenses Heard in Court
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
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you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch