he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
Randomize
