i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
there is puke in my bra ... again
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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