I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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