is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
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She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
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I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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