Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
Just high enough for therapy.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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