I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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