i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
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Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
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He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
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