with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
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