sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
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