Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
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And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
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I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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