Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
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please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
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Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
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