I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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