I can't breathe out the right side of my face
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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