found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Randomize
