i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
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Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
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I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
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