Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
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We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
I always "accidentally" drop a condom and make sure she sees it's a magnum. By the time I'm inside her and she realizes how small I am, it's all over in a flash and I'm done. Plus, they never call back so I never have to see the girl ever again. #gratefulforprematuretinypenis
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
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I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
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