is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
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i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
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I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
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