OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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