Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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