Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
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