you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
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Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
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BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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