if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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